Entourage

Entourage "Blue Balls Lagoon" Quotes

Drama: You know Brooke Shields was the first girl I ever seriously jerked off to.
Turtle: That's romantic, Drama. You should tell her
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Drama: In the comforting scene, I thought that a little kiss might add a some pathos.
Brooke Shields: Kiss?
Drama: Yeah nothing crazy, more in love than lust.
Brooke Shields: You're playing my brother
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[Turtle helping Drama rehearse script]
Turtle: It says we're supposed to hug. I ain't hugging you.
Drama: Don't be a wise ass, Turtle. Just read the lines like Brooke would
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Turtle: You're doing a couple of scenes on an MOW. It ain't fate and you ain't banging Brooke Shields.
Drama: The on-set romance is a time-honored Hollywood tradition, Turtle. Wake up!
Turtle: Ain't she married?
Drama: Yeah, to a writer. I mean, come on. Me or a writer?
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Vince: Tomorrow's her birthday so I've got to do something special.
Eric: It's been 24 hours. I think flowers will do.
Drama: You should have started dating her next week, bro. You could've saved yourself some coin. I remember I broke up with Stacy Laruzo a week before Valentine's Day. I got back with her a week after. No chocolates. No roses.
Eric: No class
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Drama: Yeah, Vince, let's do a Tarantino movie. He could revive me like he did for Travolta.
Turtle: Be more like reviving Freddie Boom Boom Washington
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Ari: The last thing we need is the soccer moms in the fly-over states thinking that Aquaman is a homewrecker
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Shauna: No cameras! A "Page Six" rumor is one thing, a cover on "US Weekly" quite another.
Eric: We get it. Jesus!
Ari: Do you get it, E? When he goes out, I want you and the retards to be with him.
Shauna: If anyone tries to take a picture of you, you go f**king Sean Penn on them.
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Mandy Moore: No kiss, no kiss. I just got an earful from my publicist.
Vince: You too, huh?
Eric: Good. Let's keep you guys separated.
Mandy Moore: Ah, you must be E
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Drama: Do you know what time it is?
Brooke Shields: Oh, sorry, no watch.
Drama: Yeah, I noticed you don't wear any jewelry.
Brooke Shields: No, I never really have.
Drama: Yeah, me neither. No watch, no bracelet, no ring
 • Rating: Unrated

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