Ari Gold: I got the cash you wanted.
Eric Murphy: Oh yeah? What, did you dust your tranny gear and hit Santa Monica Blvd?

Drama: I had a small part in The Crow.
Turtle: He was the bird!

Drama: I'm not going to hit a girl.
Li Lei: Only girl in the room is the one wearing pretty yellow belt

Eric: Is your dad home?
Model: My dad lives in Tennessee. You must be looking for my "daddy."

Ari: Chang Chung is the hottest director in Hong Kong. Tarantino has already decided he's the next guy he wants to steal from.
Vince: Cool, the guy must be good. Tarantino only steals from the best

Turtle: I drank three bottles of water in the car for this, so could we just get this over with, please?
X-Box Girl: This is X-box, loser...not the Olympics. We don't give drug tests. If we did, we'd be out of business, idiot

Eric: Why don't you call Walsh?
Vince: Ah, see, here's the thing you don't seem to be grasping. I don't make the calls. I make the movies. And I make the money, or at least I used to.

Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.

Eric: Cut, the bullshit, I'm serious. Vince needs a job.
Ari: Sounds like you might too. I tell you what, Domino's is hiring. Why don't you put that little pizza sign on top of your Maserati? Now that is comedy

Drama: I still remember my first national commercial.
Eric: Oh, what was that, Valtrex?
Drama: Yeah it was, so fucking what? It got me my Fiat. Plus I got a blow job from the makeup girl who put my sores on.

Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light

Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here, Vince is not happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy, nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich

Entourage Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light

Eric: Ari, I'm getting killed over here, Vince is not happy.
Ari: Of course he's not happy, nobody's happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me I'm miserable, that's why I'm rich