Entourage Season 3 Episode 5: "Crash and Burn" Quotes
Ari: Where are you? It sounds like you're getting fucked with a jackhammer.
Ari's Daughter: Ten dollars in the curse jar, daddy.
Eric: I'm test driving a new car.
Ari: Matchbox or Hot Wheels?
Eric: So we're gonna take all these to the studio?
Vince: Unless you think we're gonna look like schmucks driving the same car.
Drama: No. We'd be schmucks in Jettas. In Aston Martin's we look good. And independently wealthy
Noah can build an Ark and save all of God's creatures in 40 days. He can't shoot a movie in 65?
Ari
Eric: [Vince] already started learning Spanish.
Ari: I know. He left 15 messages on the machine. The wife things I'm fucking the gardener
Vince: I want you talk to Turtle. He needs some help with Saigon.
Ari: What, he's moving there?
Turtle: Vince said you were gonna come here and listen to me...
Ari: Vince said.. Vince said he'd throw me a piece of pussy because he's famous. Whatever you want, Turtle. Okay. I will rep you
Drama: Every small boy has a dream. For some that dream is to soar to the heavens as an astronaut. For others, it's to step onto a broadway...
Ari: All right. I'll rep you
A contract? Ah, if I let contracts rule my life, I'd still be doing "The Facts of Life" rather than hanging with my boys.
Paul Haggis
[Paul points to his Oscars]
Jimmy Whitacker is a spoiled prick, you wanna hire Max Ballard, he's Dakota Fanning with a dick.
Ari Gold
Turtle: I was thinking some place more like Spago, you know where people would see me and you?
Ari: One o' clock, no sweatsuit.
Turtle: Fair enough