Entourage Season 1 Episode 4: "Date Night" Quotes
Prepare to enter the poorhouse, you little bitch!Ari
Where'd you meet her, Drama? The Barry Bonds hearing?Turtle
Ari: You think my assistant's hot?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: I think I'll hit that.
Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
Turtle: It'll be like Prom.
Eric: So I guess you won't have a date then?
Turtle: I told you ten thousand fucking times, she had food poisoning.
Ari: You fucking my assistant?
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your fuck-buddies. You know that. You know that right?
Eric: What time is it?
Ari: It's time for you to wake the fuck up. I already shot a 72 bitch!
Eric: What on the front 9?
Ari: Yeah, that's funny cunty.
Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fucking.
Drama: She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, simmered all control.
Turtle: You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield!
Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you shit!
Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.