Ari: Hey, moron, he's 13
Drama: In celeb years, that's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama, like 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb?

"Nice boys" don't have nine cars!

Ari

Girl: So is this really where Aquaman lives?
Dom: Yeah, and the front doors are down the hall. Feel free to kick yourself out

Ari: Maxy, listen to me, or I will squash you. okay?
Max: How are you gonna do that? Huh, Gold? With you and your five-man agency? Don't make threats you can't keep

Ari: He's an actor, honey. And actors are bad. Trust me, I work with them all day.
Ari's daughter: Mom used to be an actor!
Ari: And now she's not and that's why now she is good!

Vince: Do you smell something?
Turtle: Is that sausage?
Drama: No, that's gourmet kielbasa, it's been aging for three days. I was going to surprise you guys. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!

Entourage Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Ari: He's an actor, honey. And actors are bad. Trust me, I work with them all day.
Ari's daughter: Mom used to be an actor!
Ari: And now she's not and that's why now she is good!

Vince: Do you smell something?
Turtle: Is that sausage?
Drama: No, that's gourmet kielbasa, it's been aging for three days. I was going to surprise you guys. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!