Ari: If you need a kidney Adam, I'm not willing to donate, but I am willing to watch you slowly die if you're looking for that kinda thing.
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Ari: You two having a little rift huh? Playing the Medellin blame game, let it go like a bad piece of p***y. Just forget that you smelled it and move on. If he passes on this thing now he might as well be Cat Stevens doing butterfly strokes in the caspian sea searching for Mohammed.
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Eric: An offer pending a meeting is not a f**king offer Ari.
Ari: How long have you been in this town Opey? An offer pending a meeting is what you get when you make a s**t movie and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. We're living in a post-Medellin world. But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up with all of his limbs intact and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, we are back in the game, OK. You'll call?
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Eric: Are they gonna pay him?
Ari: Wow, all about the money these days. Makes me proud and yet a little sad that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm.
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Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
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Carl: I saw Roeper last night.
Ari: F**k Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts and make him walk across campus. I think last night was payback.
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Ari: Carl my man how are you doing. I saw your trailer last night. Very very scary stuff. Makes Nightmare on Elm Street look like Free Willy
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Ari: Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on Sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you're watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired. And Lloyd.. you will also be fired if you don't answer the f**king phone!
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Agent: I liked Medellin, Ari.
Ari: Then you're a f**king idiot!
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Drama: I remember crying myself to sleep when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive as the end of the golden age of cinema
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Ari: You two having a little rift huh? Playing the Medellin blame game, let it go like a bad piece of p***y. Just forget that you smelled it and move on. If he passes on this thing now he might as well be Cat Stevens doing butterfly strokes in the caspian sea searching for Mohammed.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: An offer pending a meeting is not a f**king offer Ari.
Ari: How long have you been in this town Opey? An offer pending a meeting is what you get when you make a s**t movie and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. We're living in a post-Medellin world. But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up with all of his limbs intact and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, we are back in the game, OK. You'll call?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Are they gonna pay him?
Ari: Wow, all about the money these days. Makes me proud and yet a little sad that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Carl: I saw Roeper last night.
Ari: F**k Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts and make him walk across campus. I think last night was payback.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Carl my man how are you doing. I saw your trailer last night. Very very scary stuff. Makes Nightmare on Elm Street look like Free Willy
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on Sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you're watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired. And Lloyd.. you will also be fired if you don't answer the f**king phone!
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Agent: I liked Medellin, Ari.
Ari: Then you're a f**king idiot!
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: I remember crying myself to sleep when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive as the end of the golden age of cinema
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