Amanda: If you wanted this job you would have taken it but we both know you wont because you'll miss your little clients too much.Ari: And we both know that you've already f**ked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.
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Dana Gordon: Am I your number two or not Ari?
Ari: You'll always be my number one whore, Dana
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Babs: Just so you know, I'm paying ten cents on the dollar for your share of this company.
Ari: Any shot you could pay me in euros?
Babs: You, are a f**king asshole.
Ari: How can I leave such a charming man!?
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Lloyd: I'm growing cold Ari Gold.
Babs: I got something that will warm him up.
Ari: You cougarlicious little freak
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Lloyd: I've been putting your calls through for three years now and I haven't interrupted or given my opinion. Even when I know I can stear your twisted mind into greener pastures. But I can't keep my mouth shut anymore!
Ari: That's because it's filled with..
Lloyd: Shut it Ari!
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Ari [to Lloyd]: You throw a lot of jew guilt for a chinaman
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Ari [referring to Jamie Lynn Sigler and Turtle]: Oh yeah yeah, I'm sure she's got a fetish for guys who are built like a South Park character
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Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is f**ked and I'm f**ked. Which means we're all f**ked. And we're f**ked in the way you like to get f**ked, not f**ked in the way normal people like to get f**ked
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