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I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't even give a fuck about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy.

Vincent Chase

Drama: Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own.
Turtle: You know what my pops used to say?
Drama: "I wish I had a daughter"?
Turtle: No. "Sell it, don't smell it." Don't worry we'll get the rights.
Drama: How?
Turtle: We'll wing it, my man

Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to fuck off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to fuck off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks shit about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E

Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has fucked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment

You boys look angry -- if there was plastic on the floor I'd think I was about to be whacked


Drama: This is crazy - coming down here and not strapped.
Turtle: You don't even own a gun, Drama.
Drama: I don't need a gun, Turtle. All I needed was my nunchucks...but you wouldn't stop by the house

Drama: No one takes cabs in L.A., Turtle.
Turtle: 'Cause no one can figure out what color they are. I mean they got blue one, green ones, red ones, white ones.
Drama: You know, f*ck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow

Drama: Superhero or no superhero, it's downright rude to be this tardy. Maybe we should get him a driver.
Eric: He's got a driver.
Turtle: It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called.

Drama: Oh, hey, Aquaman! Mandy finally let you out of her web?
Vince: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning

Drama: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Vince: And how does a car know it's been stolen?
Drama: Ask the Buddhists, bro. They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven

Shauna: Break out your little black and white composition notebook, Eric, and I want you to write a 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client."
Eric: What now?
Shauna: This week's Us Weekly: three page spread of Vince and Mandy, including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms.
Eric: Look, I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. Pictures were inevitable.
Shauna: Fuck you, Eric. They look like they're posing for them

Barbara: So, Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me?
Ari: You've got the biggest cock in the room, Babs, so why don't you kick it off?
Barbara: Oh, I don't know about that Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet

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Entourage Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

We're going to hell so bring your sunblock


Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded