Entourage Season 2 Episode 8: "I Love You Too" Quotes
[referring to U2 concert]
Drama: Floor level or bust. That's my moto.
Eric: I thought it was "will act for food."
Seriously, I've done at least a dozen movies with women who couldn't stand me, but it's never affected the work
Drama
Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How fuckin' old are you, Drama?
Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe
Eric: We could've gone, Drama. You just refused to scalp.
Turtle: We could've had great seats for 200 a pop.
Drama: Scalping raises ticket prices so the average fan can't afford them. U2 stands up for the common man and so do I.
Eric: You are the common man, Drama.
Turtle: More like an uncommon loser
Shauna: I'm gonna spin a story that you really aren't Vince's brother.
Vince: At Comic Con, Shauna, I think I'm Johnny's brother
R.J. Spencer: Eric, I started this website out of my parents' basement for two reasons: to get laid and to make a little money, neither of which are coming to fruition.
How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
Turtle [to Drama]
Drama: Comic-con?
Turtle: Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year?
Drama: That's no geek-fest, Turtle. That's my bread and butter. I make $1800 a day selling autties.
Turtle: You sell German cars there?
Drama: Autographs, dickbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years.
Turtle: And we've been laughing in your face for years because we don't like comic book geeks
Drama: Vanessa Angel. She did three episodes of "Viking Quest" and they just gave her this shitbag spin off. She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for like a decade.
Turtle: So do you.
Eric: Didn't "Angel Quest" run five times longer than "Viking Quest"?
Drama: Yeah, but it's only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy"
Vince [about R.J. Spencer]: I'm gonna tell him he's a fat, comic book-loving prick.
Eric: Hey listen, this guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff.
Shauna: Hey, watch it asshole! That guy's my client
Turtle: You should go out with the Angel, man, I'm telling you!
Drama: Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye.
Turtle: You're insane
R.J. Spencer: I have one goal in my life: to drown Aquaman