Entourage

Entourage "I Wanna Be Sedated" Quotes

Eric: Bob., please, I need to go home!
Bob: Just looking for the car keys, Eric.
Eric: You have a driver, Bob.
Bob: Gave up looking for the driver, Eric
 • Rating: Unrated

Bunky: I didn't know I was gonna get insulted by the dude from "Viking Quest."
Drama: You watch "Viking Quest?"
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: But did Saigon tell you he's got papers with Turtle that was drafted by the law firm of Zyman, Weintraub and three other Jewish names I have since forgotten
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bob Ryan: In '68, I locked Dennis Hopper in the bathroom with nothing but a handful of mushrooms and bingo, he came up with "Easy Rider." Unfortunately, I couldn't get him out of there for almost a week
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Bob Ryan: Hey, I got some great home movies. How would you like to see Candy Bergen playing tennis ... in her underwear? Fantastic ass
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Bob Ryan: Everyone thinks it was Nicholson and Beatty back in the day, but it was Dusty Hoffman that got more p***y than anybody, and a lot of it right here in this room.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hotel Clerk: I don't see anything under the name Saigon.
Drama: He's a black man about yah high, probably carrying a Glock. Do you guys have a metal detector here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. I'm an not happy.
Turtle: Oh, you're not happy? I got fourty grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills
 • Rating: Unrated

Bob Ryan: Wait until you see my maid Marsha. Quite the stunner. Marlon Brando used to come to the house three times a week just to stick it in her ass. And that was before it was fashionable
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
Lloyd [to Eric]: You called him a douche bag? He doesn't like that
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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