Eric: Bob., please, I need to go home!
Bob: Just looking for the car keys, Eric.
Eric: You have a driver, Bob.
Bob: Gave up looking for the driver, Eric

Bunky: I didn't know I was gonna get insulted by the dude from "Viking Quest."
Drama: You watch "Viking Quest?"

But did Saigon tell you he's got papers with Turtle that was drafted by the law firm of Zyman, Weintraub and three other Jewish names I have since forgotten

Drama

In '68, I locked Dennis Hopper in the bathroom with nothing but a handful of mushrooms and bingo, he came up with "Easy Rider." Unfortunately, I couldn't get him out of there for almost a week

Bob Ryan

Hey, I got some great home movies. How would you like to see Candy Bergen playing tennis ... in her underwear? Fantastic ass

Bob Ryan

Everyone thinks it was Nicholson and Beatty back in the day, but it was Dusty Hoffman that got more pussy than anybody, and a lot of it right here in this room.

Bob Ryan

Hotel Clerk: I don't see anything under the name Saigon.
Drama: He's a black man about yah high, probably carrying a Glock. Do you guys have a metal detector here?

Drama: My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. I'm an not happy.
Turtle: Oh, you're not happy? I got fourty grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills

Wait until you see my maid Marsha. Quite the stunner. Marlon Brando used to come to the house three times a week just to stick it in her ass. And that was before it was fashionable

Bob Ryan

Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
Lloyd [to Eric]: You called him a douche bag? He doesn't like that

Turtle: You know what, I don't think I'm gonna be needing that anymore, Vin.
Drama: What about parking?
Turtle: Maybe a 20?

Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E

Entourage Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Turtle: You know what, I don't think I'm gonna be needing that anymore, Vin.
Drama: What about parking?
Turtle: Maybe a 20?

Eric: Remember me?
Ari: One never forgets their first love, E