[standing in front of his Five Towns billboard...]
Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
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Amanda: What kind of man sues for custody of a labra-doodle anyway?
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Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my f**king credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
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Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care
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Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
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Ari: Still no invite for me, huh?
Lloyd: Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades
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Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
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[Ari calls Vince...]
Vince: Hello? Hello?
[Ari hangs up]
Lloyd: Did you just prank Vince?
Ari: I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me!
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Eric: What the f**k is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.
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Vince: Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. That was awesome.
Drama: Yeah it was. And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles
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Drama: We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me...
Eric: Hey jerkoff, what kind of loser takes pictures in front of his own billboard?
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Amanda: What kind of man sues for custody of a labra-doodle anyway?
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Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my f**king credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
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Eric: It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140.
Vince: It leaves me no time for skin care
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Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
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Ari: Still no invite for me, huh?
Lloyd: Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades
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Drama: That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, to split the town into even territories.
Eric: Ari pays two hundred grand a year for those tickets. I doubt we can have him banned from the Staples Center
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[Ari calls Vince...]
Vince: Hello? Hello?
[Ari hangs up]
Lloyd: Did you just prank Vince?
Ari: I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me!
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Eric: What the f**k is wrong with you, Drama?
Drama: Cursed with wisdom is all.
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Vince: Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. That was awesome.
Drama: Yeah it was. And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles
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