Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
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Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want
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Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
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Eric: Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and f**ked a Perfect Ten model. And I f**ked her again this morning. See ya later
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Ari: I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife
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Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
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Drama: Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way
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Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much p***y I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?
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Vince: You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.
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Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
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Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and f**ked a Perfect Ten model. And I f**ked her again this morning. See ya later
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much p***y I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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