Entourage "My Maserati Does 185" Quotes
Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and f**ked a Perfect Ten model. And I f**ked her again this morning. See ya later
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife
• Rating: Unrated
Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Drama: Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much p***y I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Vince: You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
• Rating: Unrated
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