Drama: Can I ask you a question?
Guy With Big Calves: Yeah, what?
Drama: Are those real, or are they implants?
Guy With Big Calves: What?
Drama: Your calves, bro.
Guy With Big Calves: What? Are you joking?
Drama: Okay, keep it to yourself. But if you tell me they're real, I ain't buyin it.

Random Fan: Down in front!
Ari: I payed two grand for these seats. I'll get out there and launch a three if I want

Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys

Just so you know, I didn't come over here to accuse you of anything. I came over here to confess. I would have rather been with you, but last night I got drunk and fucked a Perfect Ten model. And I fucked her again this morning. See ya later

Eric

I would love to show up but it's actually anal sex night at the Gold house. So, thank you for the invite but I'm going to go home and punish my wife

Ari

Drama: I had an Italian sports car in '94. They're a delight.
Turtle: You had a Fiat, Drama

Kristen's cute in that 'I wanna marry you so I could divorce you someday' kind of way

Drama

Eric: Forget that girl. The only reason she was with me was because I'm your manager.
Turtle: So? Do you know how much pussy I got in this town that I didn't deserve?
Drama: All of it?

You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.

Vince

Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole

By the way, E? I know Leanna. My God! She is way to hot for you. Did you roofy her up? I didn't know you had it in you.

Ari

Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive

Entourage Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes

By the way, E? I know Leanna. My God! She is way to hot for you. Did you roofy her up? I didn't know you had it in you.

Ari

Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive