Maybe tomorrow you could go get Christian Bale?
And we could let him execute a cinematographer if he wants

Murray Berenson

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Eric: How are you Bob?
Bob Saget [about girlfriend]: I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so sweet Bob

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Scotty: Every time you turn around, any time, any place, you will be look at this
Bob Saget: That's just what I want to look at when I'm sniffing a line of blow off her ass. Your fucking face.

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