Entourage Season 2 Episode 7: "Oh, Mandy" Quotes
Drama: Malibu? I booked a massage.
Vince: So cancel it. I'll have Turtle give you a rubdown
Drama: This is kind of embarrassing but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?
Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well at your age, consider yourself lucky
Don't worry about it, E. When they do a Top 40 Under 4 Feet, BOOM, top of the list!
Ari
Eric: Where's Vince?
Drama: I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF.
Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now
Drama: Movie of the Week. Joe Mantegna.
Turtle: Joe Montana's acting now?
Drama: Joe Mantegna, dickhead
Eric: You make it like we're in the Far East, Drama.
Drama: Trust me, I know Malibu. One second there's no Fruit Loops, the next the mudslide is slinging a four hundred pound boulder through your dining room
Ah, SCUBA. A sport normally reserved for the rich but you get lessons from a Navy Seal because you happen to have been born next to Vince
Ari
Vince: Sorry, Drama. Got a scuba lesson. Take Turtle.
Turtle: Come on, Vince! I want to learn to scuba. You know how buoyant I am
Eric: What's behind door number two, Ari?
Ari: Door number two is a list?
Eric: What list?
Ari: James Cameron's list for Aquagirl, five of the hottest actresses on the planet, one of which, you will be stuck in a water tank with for nine months. Even if you look like our skim milk-colored friend E here, you still have a good shot of swimming in-betwen her legs
Eric: What do you guys think of Cameron Diaz for Aquagirl?
Drama: Love her.
Turtle: Fuck that. She's got a boyfriend. Upside is you bang her, he gets pissed off. Downside is she's loyal. Who wants to make a movie with someone you have no shot at?
Vince: He's got a point.
Drama: If you don't want Vince's head all fucked up, make sure Mandy Moore doesn't get this movie.
Turtle: Seriously, that will drown Aquaman.
Eric: Why? What'd he do to her?
Turtle: To her? It's what she did to him.
Drama: She crushed him, bro. Crushed him.
Eric: Come on, I've never seen Vince hurt over a girl.
Drama: It got ugly, E. He was doing drive-bys to her house, late night hang-ups...
Turtle: He made a mix tape.
Eric: Bullshit.
(to Eric) Mandy Moore is Aquaman's kryptonite, bro.
Drama