Entourage Season 3 Episode 2: "One Day in the Valley" Quotes
Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
Eric: It's five o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
Eric: Fuck you!
Ari: I love it when you say "fuck," say it again.
Vince, you know my policy... except for work, I only go to the valley November through March. And even then, only the "Sushi Row"
Drama
Lloyd: My widget says it's 96 already.
Ari: What the fuck's a widget? Why are you sitting like that? Seriously, what, are you sitting on a butt plug?
This is Hollywood, Lloyd. The only thing Mongolian is barbeque
Ari
After the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life, you'd think she would ask me what I wanted. You know? A nice blowjob perhaps, where I could just sit back for the first time in nine months and can do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Michael Jackson!
Ari
It wasn't the Cubs' fault when that douche bag grabbed that foul ball either, but they still don't get a World Series Ring. There are no asterisks in this life, only scoreboards, and ours is currently reading "Fucked"
Ari
Marriage Counselor: When was the last time you had sex?
Ari: With each other, or...?
Ari: Well that was refreshing, but now I have to go home and hammer the wife.
Vince: Hey, give us a lift?
Ari: Anything to keep me away from my house, come on baby
Ari: The first west coast numbers are in, and they're big.
Eric: Go on.
Ari: Eight leg big, bitch.
Eric: Get the fuck out of here!
Ari: The webcrawler is in our sights, and I want to squash that fucker!