Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to f**king happen. Do You Understand me?Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
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Verner: I do not understand why they are here...
Ari: Because it's a free country and not Germany circa 1939
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Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles f**king cupcake store?
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Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
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Turtle: Hot girls driving limos...I like that! Call it "Lim-hos!"
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Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!
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Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wiener schnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a f**king threat!
Verner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of f**king paintball!
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Verner: This is a movie about human beings, with layers! It's not a movie about some swimming superhero.
Ari: Well I don't care if it's about a dancing cucumber
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Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
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Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
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