Sorry, Ari
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Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle
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Ari: How is it to take it in the ass anyway, Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don't know, Ari. I'm a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
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Ari: Bob, I will strip down naked and break dance through Beverly Hills, if it will get you not to sign that deal with Alan
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Ari: I had a nightmare.
Mrs. Gold: Was I with another man?
Ari: No, Vince was
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Drama: Nobody appreciates their girlfriend, until they get herpes from the next broad. Know what I'm sayin?
Vince: No, I don't.
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Lloyd: It says, Alan will see you at 10:30.
Ari: It's 10:10, how the f**k am I gonna make it to the Valley?
Lloyd: By running, Ari, by running!
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Drama: This is every agency card any of us have been handed over the past five years.
Eric: You saved them all?
Drama: Yeah, like there's something weird about that?!
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Vince: Even after you f**k up like this, you can't even muster the strength to just, as my friend, look me in the face and say, I'm sorry.
Ari: That's all you wanted?
Vince: That's all I wanted.
Ari: Then I'm sorry Vin.
Vince: It's too late.
Ari: Vince
Eric: Ari, your fired
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Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
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Drama: Didn't even offer us a drink. That's a zero for service.
Turtle: But still, I'll give em a ten for amenities if she let me service that ass
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