Sloan, I'm a college dropout. All right? Guys in the mail room out here have Wharton MBAs

Eric Murphy

Lloyd: How'd it go?
Ari: How'd the fucking Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?

Ari: Shit, here comes the wife. Pretend like it's all good.
Eric: You didn't tell your wife?
Ari: No. When the time is right, yeah.
Eric: When the time is right? It's on the cover of Variety
Ari: My wife doesn't read Variety she reads In Style

Vince is the only client I've ever had that I consider a friend. The only one I really cared about. Well Jessica Biel to you know I cared about her for very different reasons

Ari

E, the garbage man who wins the lottery does not throw out the ticket!

Ari

Drama: I hope this doesn't affect my status over there.
Turtle: I'm sure your still their least important client, Drama. Don't worry

Eric: If you wanna work with Vince again you'll call, it's that simple.
Ari: No one will want to work with Vince if I call. You think that he was cold 3 months ago? After this I won't be able to put him in an I film

Ari: I put you in a movie, Ray. Are you kidding me? You were brilliant.
Richard: You didn't even see the fucking thing Ari.
Ari: I see all my client's movies, come on.
Richard: Really?
Ari: Yeah.
Richard: Who was I?
Ari: You were the white guy, Richard

Lloyd: E was just in there. Terrence offered him a job.
Ari: As what, his fuckin pool boy?

Vince: Just call Cameron.
Ari: No go Vinny. You want that? Be a man, you call him yourself.
Vince: You're fired, Ari.
Ari: Not the first time, Vinny

Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little pussy over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know

Drama: You promised me something outta this deal!
Pauly: Your taking his TV? What are you, a fucking Surreal Life cast member? You freak

Entourage Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Vince: You know, of all people to not get what I'm going through, the heartbreak kid himself. I mean, how many times have I heard you cry like a little pussy over a girl?
Eric: Not over a girl I barely know

Drama: You promised me something outta this deal!
Pauly: Your taking his TV? What are you, a fucking Surreal Life cast member? You freak