Entourage

Entourage "The Bat Mizvah" Quotes

James Cameron: F**king actors, they never know where they're miked. It was weird, on "True Lies," it was Tom Arnold that said he was gonna be governor.
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Drama [to Turtle]: You eating now would be like jerking off an hour before f**king a supermodel.
Turtle: If I was f**king a supermodel, I would jerk off. That way I can go all night
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Eric: What are you going to wear to a Bat Mitzvah, a Knicks jersey?
Turtle: It's formal. I was thinking "home whites"
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Ari: Hey! You boys missed Temple.
Drama: We thought that was for Jews only
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Terrance: But Sloan is never wrong. You know she saw Johnny Depp in Platoon when she was eight years old and she said, "Dad, that's the guy to watch."
Ari: You showed her Platoon when she was eight years old?
Terrance: Oliver did. He wanted feedback
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Turtle: Three thousand dollar suit just to wound up some p***y, huh, E?
Drama: Nah, it's a good investment. McQuewick's gotta be worth a hundred million easy. You buying that suit is like buying Microsoft in the '80s. That's if you can get the girl
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Turtle: It's like getting mad at the bull for giving you the horns when you never should have been in the ring in the first place
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[Ari's daughter is practicing for her Bat Mitzvah...]
Ari [to his daughter: Fabulous, baby, fabulous!
Ari [to his wife]: Hey, is it me, or is her voice getting worse?
Mrs. Gold: Ari...
Ari: Doesn't mean I don't love her, but she's just awful, baby
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Eric: He disappeared with Sloan.
Drama: Probably at the tennis courts. I hear that's where you f**k at the Beverly Hilton
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Mandy Moore: Ahh, Vince, how are we ever going to make this movie together?
James Cameron [listening in from director's booth]: They're gonna make this movie together because between the two of them they're making $8 million.
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