[after Ari gives Seth Green the "Dr. Evil Pinky...]
Seth Green: That's funny dude. That pinky bought me a house in Malibu
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Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
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Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for p***y with profits
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Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you
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Seth Green [to Eric about his girlfriend]: I must have been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock
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Drama: I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.
Ken The Masseur: Really?
Drama: Oh yeah. I'll double your rate 'cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me
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# Ken: Johnny, I have never thought about a man... in that way. But the adoration that you have poured on me today has made me feel that if this is something that you need, f**k it, it is Vegas!
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Drama: Wait till you see me after a shower, I am going to sparkle like the Fourth of July
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Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
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Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in
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Seth Green: That's funny dude. That pinky bought me a house in Malibu
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Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
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Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for p***y with profits
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Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you
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Seth Green [to Eric about his girlfriend]: I must have been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock
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Drama: I'd like to lock you down for the rest of the day.
Ken The Masseur: Really?
Drama: Oh yeah. I'll double your rate 'cause I don't want these hands touching anyone but me
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# Ken: Johnny, I have never thought about a man... in that way. But the adoration that you have poured on me today has made me feel that if this is something that you need, f**k it, it is Vegas!
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Drama: Wait till you see me after a shower, I am going to sparkle like the Fourth of July
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Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
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Ari: I'm not going to Vegas on a Wednesday.
Vince: Come on! What else you got to do?
Ari: I have the theater with the wife and her mother tonight... move over I'm in
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