Entourage

Entourage Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 6: "The Big Bang"

David Spade: I've never signed a blueprint before.
Gina De Luca: Yeah, could you write something funny?
David: Sure, there's 'something funny.'
Gina: Well that's very clever.
David: Jay Leno makes a smiley face, find him.
Gina: So it's really true huh? That very tiny guy gets lots of p*ssy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny Galecki: She tried to f*ck me last year at the Golden Globes. Followed me right into the men's room.
Eric: Really?
Johnny Galecki: Or maybe I followed her into the ladies room. I was a little busted up. Either way...
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Barbra, hi.
Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vince: Hey, there's my motherf*cker. Get it?
Eric: Oh I get it, hilarious.
Johnny Drama: I don't get it.
Turtle: Mother f*cker. E f*cked the mother.
Drama: Oh you mean step mother f*cker. I get it! That's funny bro.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 5: "Motherf*cker"

Turtle: It says Sofia got a first from Oxford.
Vince: What's a first?
Turtle: I don't know. It's gotta be better than a second though.
Vince: Oxford is a pretty good school.
Turtle: Where do you think we would've gone if we went to college?
Vince: Probably not Oxford.
Turtle: Nah, probably not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vince: What else you got?
Turtle: I got a nude image of her. Pretty sure it's doctored, though.
Vince: How do you know?
Turtle: Because I doctored it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: I mean, who's the last person you signed Scott? The third ballerina from the left in 'Black Swan?'
Scott: Yeah. She got signed and I got sucked.
Eric: You're not serious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat. Daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy's been working out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: I did call him.
Johnny Drama: Well what did he say?
Eric: He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are.
Scott: I thought Dice was a jew?
Johnny Drama: He's reformed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Turtle: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Sofia: Dirty Dancing.
Turtle: Yeah, it was on last night. I was flipping by.
Shauna: No one cares. Baby, to your corner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 4: "Whiz Kid"

Scott: God, the court system is so beautifully f*cked up. I mean they must've switched your sh*t with somebody else's!
Johnny Drama: Some other poor sap will probably get the electric chair.
Billy: Nah, some people are just blessed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Bobby, why don't you go back to hiding in your kitchen before I shove a s**take mushroom up your ass?
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: You're going to drink vinegar?
Johnny Drama: Yup, we're all going to do it. For solidarity.
Turtle: Whatever we gotta do, Vin.
Scott: Well I'm new to the team so maybe I'll just sip it.
Johnny Drama: Pussy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny Drama: I can naturally secrete almost any substance from of my body in 36 hours or less.
Turtle: Ugh. Says who?
Johnny Drama: I did it in high school.
Turtle: For what?
Johnny Drama: I juiced for wrestling.
Scott: You were on the wrestling team?
Johnny Drama: I didn't make it, but I loaded up for tryouts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: He's right, I might throw up.
Scott: Wait I thought you guys were, like, from the 'hood?
Johnny Drama: His mother and auntie coddled him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: I saw Brains.
Ari: That's great. I'm guessing they weren't Dramas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny Drama: The guy was a mess.
Scott: Yeah, even more so now. What do brains look like?
E: Jesus.
Scott: Come on, I'm curious.
Turtle: They're gross. They look like mashed up spaghetti and meatballs.
Johnny Drama: They used kosher egg noodles and cottage cheese when I got shot in the head on New York Undercover.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 3: "One Last Shot"

Dana: Are you drunk?
Ari: No, I'm lonely and I just wanted someone smart and mature to talk to and Warren Buffett wouldn't take my call.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manicurist Girl: You're cute; you'll get your groove back.
Ari: Stella did, right?
Manicurist Girl: Who?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dice: Let me tell you something, I was starring in movies while you were still sitting on the bottom of your daddy's nut sack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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