Entourage Quotes
Alex Rodriguez: I thought you were in that Avion Tequila deal?
Turtle: Yeah. I made a few bucks, but...
A-Rod: A few bucks? I heard it went public today.
Turtle: What?
A-Rod: Listen, call Tex and apologize. We're trying to win a ring around here.
Turtle: Come on, you've got an eight year, hundred and eighty million dollar contract.
Mark Teixeira: I've also got three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut. You don't have three kids in private school in Greenwich, Connecticut, do you Turtle?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: So you don't know how expensive it is then, do you?
Turtle: No.
Teixeira: Turtle, find another way. And don't try to guilt me again.
Vince Chase wants this for his brother Johnny. Now we all know that Johnny Chase may have limited talent. But, like a child with special needs, a real family member will stand by his side. A real family member will buy that child's way into Harvard if that's what it takes. Vince Chase is standing by his brother, and I'm standing by both of them.
Ari
Eric: Scott, you know, this is why I knew not to partner up with you, because you are a self-centered jerk off.
Scott: And this is why Eric, and I mean this in the nicest possible way, you are a little b*tch.
Johnny Drama: Bro, didn't I used to bang her sister?
Vince: Yeah, actually she said she asked about you.
Drama: Of course.
Turtle: She probably wants to find out if you were the one who gave her the herps.
Drama: Well at least I get laid often enough to be a suspect.
Eric: Interesting logic.
Vince: Turtle, how many relationships have I had?
Turtle: Huh?
Vince: Deep, real, meaningful relationships.
Turtle: Not counting us?
Vince: Women.
Turtle: I don't think any.
Johnny Drama: Not only are we gonna lose 'Johnny's Bananas' but he's going to bury my miners.
Dice: Johnny, show 'em how strong you are. You believed when you came into this you had the right goal, right?
Drama: Yeah, yeah but I don't know! Maybe I'm just a crazy self-sabotager like my therapist says.
Ari: Yo Grill Master! Are you in my house? I've got a new show for you. It's called 'Boy Meets Husband Who Kills Him!'
Mrs. Ari: Ari!
Bobby Flay: I'm not hiding, Ari.
Ari: Well you should.
David Spade: I've never signed a blueprint before.
Gina De Luca: Yeah, could you write something funny?
David: Sure, there's 'something funny.'
Gina: Well that's very clever.
David: Jay Leno makes a smiley face, find him.
Gina: So it's really true huh? That very tiny guy gets lots of p*ssy.
Johnny Galecki: She tried to f*ck me last year at the Golden Globes. Followed me right into the men's room.
Eric: Really?
Johnny Galecki: Or maybe I followed her into the ladies room. I was a little busted up. Either way...
Ari: Barbra, hi.
Barbara Miller: "Barbara hi?" What kind of a weird greeting is that?
Ari: What would you like?
Barbara: It's not what I'd like, but I'm more used to, "Hey Babs, you're so old I'm surprised they didn't carry you here in a coffin."
Vince: Hey, there's my motherf*cker. Get it?
Eric: Oh I get it, hilarious.
Johnny Drama: I don't get it.
Turtle: Mother f*cker. E f*cked the mother.
Drama: Oh you mean step mother f*cker. I get it! That's funny bro.
