Season 5, Episode 10: "Seth Green Day"
Ari: We have a meeting with Andrew, and we have three hours to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill!Lloyd: Extreme makeover, Lloyd-Gold edition! I'm so excited!
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Drama: There's the director.
Turtle: Should I just gun it and run him over?
Drama: Or should we take the slow and painful approach and piss in his OJ?
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Season 5, Episode 9: "Pie"
Babs [referring to Andrew Klein]: He'ss is a loser.Ari: No he's not.
Babs: I'm not talking about what he makes Ari, I'm talking about his general essence. We need to protect a certain image. And that wash-out doesn't exactly fit the bill.
Ari: And what do you project? Menopausal chique?
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Lloyd: What are those?
Ari: His books. Company books. Gave 'm to me to prove that he can pay me back.... What am I doing? You're Asian, you're supposed to be good with numbers. Figure out if he has any shot at paying me back, because if he doesn't, you will!
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Lloyd: Andrew Klein was once your close friend and mentor, now go reminisce and enjoy yourself, because I'm not canceling... Maybe put on a cheaper watch though so he doesn't feel too bad?
Ari: Run down to Geri's and get me a stainless Rolex.
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Drama: Took the opportunity to inflict a little damage.
Turtle: What kind of damage?
Drama: The "number two" kind!
Turtle: You took a s**t in his trailer?
Drama: ...let's just say revenge is best served "a la commode."
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Ari: We both made tons of money, we both got lots of p***y.
Lloyd: What happened?
Ari: We married too young.
Lloyd: I meant with work!
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Drama: You gotta nip this in the bud. That's how a star marks his territory. Andrew Shue did the same thing to me on Melrose.
Vince: How'd you stop him?
Drama: I banged his girl!
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Drama: You know when he was doing "Rush," he stuck real needles in his arm to prep. That's what inspired me to do real coke when I did the Menendez brothers movie
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Season 5, Episode 8: "First Class Jerk"
Amanda: If you wanted this job you would have taken it but we both know you wont because you'll miss your little clients too much.Ari: And we both know that you've already f**ked all of yours, so maybe you can move on to bigger and better.
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