Season 5, Episode 7: "Gotta Look Up to Get Down"
Jeffrey Tambor: I don't want to do another TV show. That's satan's work!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Lloyd: How was the funereal, Ari?
Ari: Oh it was delightful! Are you kidding me? Alan has not looked that good in years!
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Dana: I want to be under you.
Ari: Dana, I told you, my wife's in the car!
Dana: Very funny
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Lloyd: Are you hiding something from me, Ari?
Ari: Only my c**k and my asshole, Lloyd
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Season 5, Episode 6: "ReDOMption"
Ari: Alan is dead... The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
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Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
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Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
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Phil: Pray, Ari.
Bob: Don't bother, I'm sure God gave up on you a while ago
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Drama [giving orders to Turtle]: I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
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Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
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