Season 5, Episode 5: "Tree Trippers"
Turtle: Is this Benji the dog we're talking about?Ari: No, no, it's Benji Franklin who goes to Artic, you idiot
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Season 5, Episode 4: "Fire Sale"
Ari: You looked stressed E, what's the matter? Amanda playing to rough for you? Because I can call her and tell her pick on someone her own size• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: You bet your ass it will be a good script, and I'm gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times
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Steve: So you think this is a big movie.
Ari: Huge Steve, the fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a f**king camp fire, excuse my language
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Eric: Oh boom, now it's Ed Norton's home run you jerk off.
Ari: Well, did they sell the script, you c**t face?
Eric: Not yet, d**k head.
Ari: Well than it's still free you overpaid undersized bitch
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Ari [referring to the script Eric found]: You said it was small, and small people think small so I can't totally blame you for that..
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Ari: Hey good news Lloyd, Vince will have a new movie poster for you to whack off to soon
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Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"
Ari: Remember when you said the car would make me feel 25 again? Well, it made me feel 18 again, and I'm gonna prove it to you.Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful
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Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?
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Ari: Now, I now you don't know man code, so I want you to swear on Tom getting gangrene on his cock, that you will say nothing.
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