Season 5, Episode 3: "The All Out Fall Out"
Davies: Hope you're not calling me for releasing your hard on, Ari.Ari: I call your mother for that, Davies. I actually wanna talk to you about a little misunderstanding. See, practical jokes are for friends, and we ain't friends
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Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my f**king time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some f**king script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
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Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
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Ari: How about we race for pink slips? I was thinking about getting that car for my daughter, for her sweet sixteen.
Adam Davies: Daughter is almost sixteen Ari? Two more years and she's legal.
Ari: Watch it Davies!
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Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this
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Ari: Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done f**king your enemies, f**k them some more"
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Ari [referring to the male strippers]: Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!
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Marvin: You've to wipe the slate clean and start all over again, and this time on a budget and without dependents.
Turtle: So should I just get an appetizer?
Marvin: You should go on hunger strike
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Drama [about bankruptcy]: You're a better man than me, bro'. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
Marvin: Maybe it's because you're fukcing ugly.
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Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human s**t Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!
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Total Quotes: 767
