Season 6, Episode 8: "The Sorkin Notes"
Drama: Slaon is all powerful... she stops him from getting p***y and won't give him any• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 6, Episode 7: "No More Drama"
Murray Berenson: Maybe tomorrow you could go get Christian Bale?And we could let him execute a cinematographer if he wants
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Eric: How are you Bob?
Bob Saget [about girlfriend]: I'm almost as good as she looks but not nearly as good as she tastes
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so sweet Bob
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Scotty: Every time you turn around, any time, any place, you will be look at this
Bob Saget: That's just what I want to look at when I'm sniffing a line of blow off her ass. Your f**king face.
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Season 6, Episode 6: "Murphy's Lie"
Ari [to Andrew]: Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!
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Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
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Ari [to Lizzie]: You so much as eye f**k another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Fore!"
Sloan: I have your pairings here, I hope you're not bummed. It was difficult. I placed Vincent and Johnny together.Drama: Why wouldn't you!?
Sloan: With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg...
Ari: Gee, who's the ugliest person on that foursome? Think fast
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Ari [to Vince about Lloyd]: I have him caddying today. Building his self esteem. Ari [To Lloyd]: Go stand in the corner
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