Season 6, Episode 3: "One Car, Two Car, Red Car, Blue Car"
E [about Lloyd]: What are you doing to the guy?Ari: I'm making him a man. Do you remember when I made you one?
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Season 6, Episode 2: "Amongst Friends"
Andrew: I have a proposition for you.Ari: A wife swap tonight, how's the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I'm talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?
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Ari [to Andrew about his wife]: My wife will love her, trust me. And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money
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Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!
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Ari [to Andrew about Lizzy]: At the end of the day, she' just another young girl trying to make a name for herself and you're just another old f**k that's going to need to take a pill to keep up with her
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Season 6, Episode 1: "Drive"
Ari: 100 days. You do everything that I say, or you don't.Lloyd: Fine...
Ari: First thing I'm saying, you drop 15 pounds.
Lloyd: You wan't me to drop 15 pounds...
Ari: I'm asking that for Tom, what I want will be much harder. Now go.
Lloyd: I'm gonna make it through this Ari Gold!
Ari: It will be worse then when you had your anal cherry popped, but hey, you just might
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Shauna: Nice of you to show Ari.
Ari: Nice of you to lose the baby weight. What do you have like nine kids now?
Shauna: Three asshole.
Ari: Really, did you figure out who the fathers are?
Shauna: Don't take it out on me you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds...
Ari: Eh, I'm still at 6% body fat, OK?
Shauna: Yeah, and still 94% full of s**t.
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Lloyd: I had dinner with my parents last night, and my father spent the entire meal reaming me out.
Ari: You never told him you liked d**k.
Lloyd: He knew that the time I was nine.
Ari: I'm not following you but the phone is ringing.
Lloyd: I need to talk to you about my ... career.
Ari: The career you won't have if you don't answer the phone?
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Employee: Morning Ari, how are you?
Ari: Well, my girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal on soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. I don't know how things could get much better!
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Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
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