Entourage
Quotes (Page 66)

Ari: It's Hollywood baby, everyone strays sometimes?
Eric: Yeah, does your wife?
Ari: That's the mother of my kids Eric. Don't be an asshole
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Ari: By the way, E? I know Leanna. My God! She is way to hot for you. Did you roofy her up? I didn't know you had it in you.
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Drama: Let me get this straight, she convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations, and then she bails?
Eric: She didn't bail, she got sick. Before the date unlike your girls that get sick when they arrive
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a d**k. That's what actors do. They pretend.
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Ari: I'd say "Hug it out," but I don't want you drawing wood.
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Drama: Three months without p***y, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Turtle: You got a smoking hot assistant!
Adam: (motions to Drama) And it's all because of this guy.
Drama: Really?
Adam: No, I'm kidding.
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Vince: I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex.
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---

Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't f**k another one of my assistants. You're not going to f**k Lloyd are you?
  • Rating: Unrated • Permalink

---