Season 2, Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town"
Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Turtle: You know, you act like a priest for three months, the least a girl can do is service you.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: It's a well known fact that a girl on her period is much hornier.
Turtle: And there's no need for a raincoat!
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: Go easy on him, he's having a rough day.
Ari: What's wrong, E, what happened?
Vince: He's not getting any.
Ari: Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari kari you with his pecker?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Turtle: Can I please just buy you a blow job? It'd make both our lives a lot easier.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Yeah, and I want to f**k Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Ok. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a love triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate, distinct people. This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot of getting you.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 767
