Season 2, Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town"
Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without p***y?Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
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Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
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Turtle: What the f**k we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
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Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bulls**t!
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Drama: Had I shown up, and Kristen was missing a leg, I still would have taken care of business
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Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
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Ari: Aquaman baby!! It is Spider-man, under water. BOOM
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Ari: I thought the girlfriend was still in play.
Vince Aww, bad time of the month to come home.
Ari: Oh, you're like me.
Eric: Oh yea, how so?
Ari: I won't even f**k my wife after she plays tennis.
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Ari: Before he did Born on the 4th of July, Tom Cruise did Top Gun. Hanks f**ked the fish before he did Forrest Gump.
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Season 1, Episode 8: "New York"
Johnny Drama: [to the producer] You look familiar.Audition Producer: You auditioned for me a couple of years ago.
Johnny Drama: Oh yeah yeah, how did that go?
Audition Producer: [pauses, doesn't really know what to say] You know...
Johnny Drama: Yeah, you can't book 'em all.
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