Season 6, Episode 1: "Drive"
Ari [to Babs]: You either owe me an apology or blow job, your choice!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Sloan [to Eric]: You're never going to be in a relationship as long as you're living in a frat house
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Drama: Pussy can smell other p***y and they have to pounce on it. That's why when you're on a hot streak you go to press it. Just like in blackjack.
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Season 5, Episode 12: "Return To Queens Blvd"
Ari: This scene is getting way too gay for my taste!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Don't thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?
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Jamie Lynn [on the phone]: Your big c**k is in my mouth...
Turtle: That's where it likes to be!
Turtle's Mom: Who's that on the phone!?!?!
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Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
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Ronnie: He's a degenerate gambler.
Drama: So why would I want to invest with him?
Ronnie: He's in the program now!
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Drama: I'll give you tips on how to audition, bro.
Turtle: He needs tips on how to successfully audition!
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Season 5, Episode 11: "Play'n With Fire"
Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to f**king happen. Do You Understand me?Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
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