Season 1, Episode 6: "Busey and the Beach"
Ari: Emily! I want you to go to that party on Saturday, represent the agency, let Vince know that my Army's everywhere.Emily: Ari, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
Ari: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward? Knock off the hippie s**t, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it's f**kin' Normandy!
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Mrs. Ari: You are such an asshole.
Ari: I'm the asshole that pays for your art lessons and gets celebrities to attend your charity events, and supports your deadbeat brother.
Mrs. Ari: Hey little agent boy, you better be back here for the cake.
Ari: Okay
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Davies: It's not gonna be easy to get you back in the game.
Drama: Back in the game?... I am the f**king game pal!
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Gary Busey: What is emotional confusion you ask? It's like running naked through a cornfield backwards at midnight
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Drama: I just got offered a job.
Eric: Nice buddy!
Drama: Yeah, as a f**kin waiter.
Turtle: I don't know Drama, that's a lot of responsibility. Maybe you should try out busboy first.
Drama: Hey, eat s**t Turtle!
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Gary Busey: You worked craft service on Lethal Weapon 1 didn't you?
Ari: I certainly did not. I used to represent you. Remember?
Gary Busey: I know you. You are a gut maggot with no guts.
Ari: You're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!
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Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: What the f**k you say?
Gus: Shrimp puff?
Drama: Oh. No, I'm good
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Season 1, Episode 5: "The Script and the Sherpa"
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer
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Ari: You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
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Sherpa: We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed.
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