Season 1, Episode 4: "Date Night"
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Turtle: Where'd you meet her, Drama? The Barry Bonds hearing?
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Ari: You think my assistant's hot?
Eric: Yeah, I do.
Ari: I think I'll hit that.
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Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.
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Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.
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Turtle: It'll be like Prom.
Eric: So I guess you won't have a date then?
Turtle: I told you ten thousand f**king times, she had food poisoning.
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Ari: You f**king my assistant?
Vince: No!
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your f**k-buddies. You know that. You know that right?
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Eric: What time is it?
Ari: It's time for you to wake the f**k up. I already shot a 72 bitch!
Eric: What on the front 9?
Ari: Yeah, that's funny c**ty.
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Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons f**king.
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Drama: She gave me the ride of my life. I just hung on to those lats, simmered all control.
Turtle: You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was f**king Evander Holyfield!
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