Entourage
Quotes (Page 73)

Season 1, Episode 4: "Date Night"

Eric: Name one girl you ever pulled off the internet.
Turtle: There's all sorts of confidentiality agreements with these sites. I ain't telling you s**t!
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Ari: I had video sex with an Ecuadorian girl this morning.
Eric: I hope she was 18. Federal offense if not.
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Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.
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Eric: Did you even get a date yet, Turtle?
Turtle: Course I got a date. We have to pick her up from the Burbank Airport in one hour.
Eric: What is she? A Russian mail order bride?
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Tanya: So, Turtle, how'd you guys meet?
Turtle: Ahh, J date.
Drama: Isn't that for Jews?
Turtle: So?
Drama: She's wearing a cross.
Turtle: She's reformed.
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Turtle: E, the movie's huge bro. Relax, Joanne says its destined to be a classic.
Eric: Oh, Joanne says its destined to be a classic. She's destined to be in a f**king insane asylum!
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Ari's Wife: Could I have the car keys please?
Ari: Come on! There's a cab stand at f**king Yawnka!
Ari's Wife: Give me the f**king keys!
[Ari hands over keys]
Ari: Drop me off
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Ari: Who's got the number one movie in the country, motherf**ker?!
Eric: We beat the squirrel?
Ari: Number one live action film in the country.
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