Season 1, Episode 2: "The Review"
Turtle: You should get me on a talk show. I'd kill.Shauna: Maybe I'll get you on Springer. Fat, little horny f**ks and the women that despise him.
[Drama laughs]
Shauna: What are you laughing at? Maybe I'll get you on Montel with Don Swayze, Joey Travolta and the other retarded star siblings
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Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it.. you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama: ...that's the only kinda sex I have
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Emily: You smoke?
Eric: Cigarettes? Um..yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit...umm recently.
Emily: How hard are you trying?
Eric: umm..not that much.
Emily: Good.
Turtle: I thought he quit.
Drama: Cigarettes, not p***y
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Vince: The movie's called Head On, its a cool movie. See it this weekend. Your guaranteed to love it or your money back... from the studio, not from me
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Jessica Alba: Bar's over there. Girls everywhere..
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Ari: You wanna hug it out?
Eric: No, not really...
Ari: Come on... Let's hug it out, Bitch.
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Ari: What are you doing bringing up a bad review?
Eric: You said it doesn't matter...
Ari: It does matter
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Drama [from Vagina Monologues]: If your vagina could talk, what would it say in two words?
Turtle: Eat me
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Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin
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Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for p***y on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my girlfriend, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card
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