Season 1, Episode 2: "The Review"
Jessica Alba: My agent isn't here.Ari: I know she's not here because I slashed her tires. She's on her hands and knees right now on Mulholland. She's not going to make it because you want a statue, you deserve a statue, you do, you deserve it. Because your natural energy, the way you are, hasn't been seen yet. Someone needs to step up and utilize you for the way you are, your self empowered, interesting woman, and you need to take it. And not an MTV Award, but like a real one.
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Jessica: Can I think about it?
Ari: Don't think. Thinking is bad for your complexion
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Drama: I dreamed about it last night too Vince. We're cruising down Rodeo, suddenly two jerk offs pull up and say, "Hey Chase Brothers, f**k your mother", and then open fire.
Eric: Well it had to be a dream, somebody recognized you
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Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A F**king Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.
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Drama: Do you remember, The Orange County Register said I was a functioning retard. Now that was a bad review.
Turtle: I thought that was a compliment.
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Drama: Shit, I got crazy p***y in high school and I was driving a moped.
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Drama: Hey, you girls wanna party?
Girl Driving Car: Hey, you look familiar. How do I know you?
Turtle: You watch Cinemax at 5 AM?
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Marvin: You guys are out of control. Twenty five hundred dollars a month his brother spends on vitamin supplements. Nobody can take that many supplements and still f**king live!
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Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of f**king lights.
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Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U?
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