Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Jane: Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute, but I'm just still hoping I'm going to be the one that f**ks Vince.Turtle: Sweetheart, look around. Vince is gone. So's your sister and your best friend. Come on, just make out with me, I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
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Turtle: Check out the tits on the girl from "Extra".
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Ari Gold: I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.
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Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a f**k? That's the answer!
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Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that.
Eric Murphy: It's over.
Drama and Turtle: She's a bitch!
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Ari: They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?
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Turtle: Kristin's f**king Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherf**ker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
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