Entourage

Entourage Season 1 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Eric: What do you need?
Turtle: I'm on ass patrol. I got a six pack, one of them kinda looks like Kristen.
Eric: What are you an asshole?
Turtle: I'm just sayin, revenge f**k
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: What are you so worried about?
Drama: This is my movie too.
Turtle: Oh, I forgot. Give us your line again.
Drama: Alright, alright. "I'm out of here motherf**kers!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Drama: We gotta go, ten year reunion baby!
Turtle: We? You weren't even in our class.
Drama: I hung out with a lot of those kids.
Eric: You didn't hang out with em, you sold em weed in the parkin lot. You were already like 40
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: At least they didn't f**k up your package.
Eric: What are you talking about? The posters a head shot.
Turtle: I'm just saying, s**t happens. I heard Warren Beatty sent back 300,000 one sheets for "Heaven Can Wait" because his d**k looked too small in sweat pants.
Drama: Guy's smart, looks out for his image
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: You read the New Republic?
Eric: No, I've heard of it.
Ari: Well, I was reading that and it's interesting cause what it says is, you don't know what the f**k you're talking about!
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Ari, I'm telling you, you ever f**kin talk to me like that again, I will slap that grin right off your face.
Ari: You're gonna get street on me now? Is that what your gonna do?
Eric: You know what, enjoy your dinner. This sake sucks!
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: Were you smackin it?
Eric: Yea, I'm jerkin off to Sportscenter.
Drama: You are! Look, he was doggin it to the lady golfers!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari Gold: It's Die Hard at Disneyland, what's not to love?
 • Rating: Unrated

Vincent Chase: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: What?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Look, it's not like I don't think you're cute, but I'm just still hoping I'm going to be the one that f**ks Vince.
Turtle: Sweetheart, look around. Vince is gone. So's your sister and your best friend. Come on, just make out with me, I'll show you where Vince eats breakfast.
 • Rating: Unrated

Turtle: Check out the tits on the girl from "Extra".
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari Gold: I gotta know what you think, so I can get you to think what I think.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question.
Turtle: Do I give a f**k? That's the answer!
 • Rating: Unrated

Johnny "Drama" Chase: We don't wanna tell you she's a bitch, then two weeks later you get back together and you're mad at us for saying that.
Eric Murphy: It's over.
Drama and Turtle: She's a bitch!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Turtle: Kristin's f**king Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherf**ker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn
 • Rating: Unrated

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