Entourage

Entourage Season 2 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 2 Episode 1: "The Boys are Back in Town"

Drama: Three months without p***y, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
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Turtle: You got a smoking hot assistant!
Adam: (motions to Drama) And it's all because of this guy.
Drama: Really?
Adam: No, I'm kidding.
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Vince: I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex.
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Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't f**k another one of my assistants. You're not going to f**k Lloyd are you?
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Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?
Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
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Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
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Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
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Eric: Why's it so hard to get a good slice in LA anyway?
Drama: Tap water. That's why you can't get a decent bagel, either. Except on Fairfax.
Vince: What, Johnny, there's different water on Fairfax?
Drama: Yeah, Vince. The Jews import it from Burl Park.
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Turtle: You know, you act like a priest for three months, the least a girl can do is service you.
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Drama: It's a well known fact that a girl on her period is much hornier.
Turtle: And there's no need for a raincoat!
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Vince: Go easy on him, he's having a rough day.
Ari: What's wrong, E, what happened?
Vince: He's not getting any.
Ari: Oh no. You kidding me? Want me to get Lloyd in here and have him hari kari you with his pecker?
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Turtle: Can I please just buy you a blow job? It'd make both our lives a lot easier.
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Ari: Yeah, and I want to f**k Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot
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Ari: Ok. Here's an offer for you to star in a new Olsen twins movie. It's a love triangle in which little Mary Kate and Ashley use you as an experiment to see if you can actually tell if they are two separate, distinct people. This would be mildly amusing if the producer didn't think he had a realistic shot of getting you.
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Drama: Vince, you ever go 3 months without p***y?
Turtle: Vince ain't ever gone 3 days.
Vince: No wait, that's not true... Sophomore year.
Turtle: Really?
Eric: Yeah, he had mono.
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Turtle: Vince, I want his job. The guy's siting on easy street.
Eric: Turtle, please, you're like a three time lotto winner
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Turtle: What the f**k we supposed to do?
Eric: Jerk each other off, you losers!
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Drama: So, she wouldn't even blow you?
Turtle: Or give you a nice tug?
Drama: That's bulls**t!
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Drama: Had I shown up, and Kristen was missing a leg, I still would have taken care of business
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Eric: So, your sayin you'd have sex with a girl on her period, Drama?
Turtle: Who wouldn't?
Vince: I've done it, it's not something I hope for.
Eric: You guys are disgusting
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