Entourage

Entourage Season 3 Quotes (Page 12)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Aquamom"

Mrs. Gold: You eat at The Palm four nights a week!
Ari: Do I ever order the lobster? No, I order the Gigi salad and I sign clients
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mrs. Gold: My father put that money aside for me incase something happened to us and its almost gone.
Ari: But we're still here! And I could have banged Heidi Klum when she was 23, but I took a pass. What the f**k is gonna make me leave now?
Mrs. Gold: You could die.
Ari: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Mrs. Gold: Not until I saw that the life insurance check didn't bounce
 • Rating: Unrated

James Woods: So, this is the s**thole he's been working out of, huh?
Lloyd: You haven't been up here yet?
James Woods: No, he's hiding this place like Anne Frank
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James Woods: You got five seconds to give me my f**king tickets! Five!
Drama: Or what? You're gonna huff and puff and blow the house down?
James Woods: How bout I'm gonna knock this f**king door down and come in there and shove your head up Turtle's ass! Give me my f**king tickets! You got five seconds! Five!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: You pick up my suit from the tailor?
Mrs. Ari: I'm going to the f**king tailor, Ari. To pick up the new f**king $5,000 suit that I f**king paid for!
 • Rating: Unrated

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