Entourage

Entourage Season 5 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 5 Episode 1: "Fantasy Island"

Eric: Well, well, well, long time no hear.
Ari: What, you got B. Arthur answering the phone for you?
Eric: I'm in a meeting Ari, what do you want.
Ari: Ah yes, the Murphey group doubling in size the past 5 months to two clients
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: I saw Roeper last night.
Ari: F**k Richard Roper. You know I went to college with him? Yeah when he was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts and make him walk across campus. I think last night was payback.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Carl my man how are you doing. I saw your trailer last night. Very very scary stuff. Makes Nightmare on Elm Street look like Free Willy
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Ari: Attention everyone please! Listen up! No one mentions Richard Roeper again. Not today, not ever. By doing so, you are simply announcing that on Sunday night instead of doing your job, reading scripts, you're watching TV. The NEXT PERSON to mention Richard Roeper will be fired. And Lloyd.. you will also be fired if you don't answer the f**king phone!
 • Rating: Unrated

Agent: I liked Medellin, Ari.
Ari: Then you're a f**king idiot!
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: I remember crying myself to sleep when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive as the end of the golden age of cinema
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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