Holy crap bat-man

Jack

Zane: I never thought we would get here.
Jo: I guess you never know where the day will take you.

Andy: Kind of funny me being here on Titan
Jo: Funny how?
Andy: You wake up in the morning, and you never know where the day will take you.

Taggart: My bio-contaminate crate was Xylene based.
Jack: So they crapped their way out?

Parrish: I didn't do anything to his stupid cow. Know how I know? Because cows don't melt!
Jack: [looking at melting car] How about Jeeps? Do they melt?

Holly: The first person should be a woman.
Fargo: You're playing the girl card?
Holly: You guys got the moon, we should get Titan. It's even steven!

Nothing says good morning like a jar of cow.

Jack
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