Zoe asked me advice about her new guy. Her new guy is my *old* guy?!


Carter: Some homecoming huh?
Zoe: It certainly wasn't dull.

Allison: How are we doing?
Zoe: We are not garden statuary anymore.

Henry: So what do you think I should do?
Carter: Find the person you would least likely to ask for advice and go to them.
Henry: I thought that was what I was doing.

So he rejiggered the perm! I knew someone had rejiggered something!


Why did it take me 40 years to do that?

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