Eureka

Eureka Quotes (Page 4)

Season 5 Episode 7: "Ex-Machina"

Henry: The experiments are unorthodoxed.
Jack: Lab-rat Carter at your service, count me in
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 6: "Worst Case Scenario"

Holly: That does explain why I haven't pee'ed in a while.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zane: Still here!
Henry: Never happier to be wrong.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: You call that 5 minutes?
Andy: 4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
Jack: mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Is it just me, or are you getting a crazy sense of déjà vu.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Henry: It looks like a liquid nitrogen valve ruptured causing a BLEVE
Jack: Is that French for "Blizzard"
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Zane: Is there anything else you want to yell me about?
Jo: No, I'm good for now, maybe over dinner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fargo: My Office dropped into the bunker.
Larry: Evacuation protocols kicked in early.
Jack: Bad time for premature evacuation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 5: "Jack of All Trades"

Allison: I need you to stay perfectly still and no talking unless I tell you too.
Jack: Ok, no moving around while your tooling around in my brain; fair, that's fair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allison: Zane, are you alright?
Zane: [In Jack's body] No! Do I look alright? I'm half scarecrow, half Andy Griffith!
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: If you're at my place, then you're in my body.
Jack: Yep! You went a little nuts with the hair trimmer don't ya think?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Fargo: I was in here playing laser tag in my body, the next thing I knew I was in you!
Jack: Never phrase it that way again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Warren: In case things don't go well, Sheriff I will need you to handle the redactions.
Jack: That doesn't sound "breezy"
 • Rating: Unrated

Vincent: Zane forgot his sunglasses
Jack: Oh, I will take them to him [picks up sunglasses] Wow, nice shades Ponch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 4: "Friendly Fire"

Parrish: She said she didn't like to role play.
Fargo: Normally you play the part of an asshat.
Parrish: Touché
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Thanks for the save
Jo: It's kinda of my job.
Jack: Hope you keep it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fargo: Maybe we should just bow down to our new fireball overlords while we can. Maybe they will spare us.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Zane: Do you think its dead?
Jack: [watches lake boil] I'm going to say no.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: You saw her naked.
Jack: What are you six?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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