Jack: Ali, my first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots. That's not going to happen this time [takes out two wedding rings]
Allison: You put a lot of thought into this.
Jack: Yeah
Allison: Jack, your perfect.

Holly: What are you doing here?
Doug: You're my Princess Leia.
Holly: You're going to help me!
Doug: But I'm not your only hope!

Allison: I would like my husband back.
Jack: I'm right here, I'm just better.
Allison: But you've lost the best part of you. Your heart.

Allison, for the first time I fit in. I don't want to go back to being the dumb ol'sheriff.


Jack: Owe! What did you do that for?
Allison: I'm worried about you. You've never studied thermodynamics or physics and you're doing work that could rewrite the text books.
Jack: I know! Turns out [whispers] it's not that hard!

OH! Tough break college! Science is fun!


Lupo: We've never worked this close together and I had no idea you were so magnetic.
Parrish: This type of thing happens all the time. I would be lying if I didn't say I felt something.

Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.

Andy: Something got your hard drive in a quarry boss?
Jack: Allison's brother is coming to town. I think he's checking up on the schlub his sister married.

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