Eureka

Eureka Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 4: "Friendly Fire"

Jack: I didn't mean... the.. uh.. this..
Jo: safety in numbers.
Jack: Ok, so this is weird.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: But the remote will work once we get outside GD, right?
Parrish: Theoretically.
Jack: I...... hate that word.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parrish: I like to call them "Fireflies" due to their mobility feature.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fargo: Hey you two look like Ghostbusters.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 3: "Force Quit"

Zane: I bet that felt good.
Allison: It didn't suck.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Jack: That was a little unsettling, are you ok?
Grace: Not even close, let's go!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jack: How long between the switch flipping and the fireball of destruction.
Fargo: I can rig a delay that should buy you 12 seconds.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: Look at me, I'm coaching Jenna's T-ball. I totally would do that!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: It's me, the real Jack, I love you.. Do you trust me?
Allison: No.
Jack: Really??! I thought that would go differently.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: it's ironic, no it's up bionic.. uh ionic...
Zane: Resonator, ionic resonator.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jack: It's the real me; Henry had to jack me in to get at my MP3s
Zane: NPC.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Henry: We're ready to jack you in... Jack.
Jack: Nice.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beverly: If you die in the program...
Jack: You die here, yeah I got it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Carter: You're a catch; there are a lot of eccentric geniuses in town that would love to have a shot at you, some of them even women.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jack: Why should we trust you?
Beverly: Because today we are on the same side.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Beverly: I came to you, is the cell really necessary?
Jack: Oh, let me think.. YES
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 2: "The Real Thing"

Fargo: I have 2,000 lbs of dragon proof riding on a flatbed truck right now.
Holly: Ok Doug, are you finished?
Fargo: Not until you say it.
Holly Say what?
Fargo: I'm sorry Doug, you were right I was wrong.
Holly: You don't ever want to have sex again do you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jack: Andy break open these bars.
Andy: These bars are harden carbon nanotubes, I'm not going to break these.
Jack: Then we do something else... Uh... Dig robot dig!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jack: We need to borrow one last piece of equipment.
Andy: That sounds dangerously like conspiracy to commit a felony Sheriff.
Jack: It does; dangerously similar, but uh, this might be our last chance to find the crew of the Astraeus.
Andy: If it were my S.A.R.A.H. up there, I would do anything.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Henry: I'm sorry; I'm just astounded at what Kevin's done.
Jack: Yes, grand larceny is impressive.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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