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Season 5 Episode 2: "The Real Thing"

Fargo: What else could it be?
Holly: Chemical exposure: A big breath of E8 nerve gas and you will be seeing Elvis driving Santa's sleigh being pulled by a team of dragons.
Carter: First we're going to deal with the dragon, then Elvis.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Holly: Really Doug, a dragon?
Fargo: You weren't here; it had the claws and the wings
Holly: That doesn't change the fact their mythical, as in..mythical!
Fargo: Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Allison: What is that?
Jo: I don't know.
Fargo: Cool! I love dragons!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kevin: I needed it, so I took it.
Jack: I'm going to pretended you said "borrow" and we are going to take it back.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Jack: Senator Wen, you have to keep searching.
Senator Wen: Sheriff Carter, you have no idea how hard this decision is for me.
Jack: Then don't make it!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Grace: Doesn't seem real, everything that's happened, does it?
Allison: No
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 1: "Lost"

Fargo: Gang way! [stabs flag in ground] First!
Zane: That's mature
Fargo: Douglas Fargo, first human being on Titan baby!
Grace: I don't think so, this says the atmosphere is oxegen rich.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Andy: Hey folks, welcome back.. Quarantine everything.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Allison: Were back, but it's only been a few minutes, Andy going a bit overboard with the protocols.
Carter: You've been gone a little longer than that.
Allison: How Long?
Carter: Four years.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Zane: Man, can't we talk about this
Andy: I think we're done talking.
Lupo: Agreed [zaps Andy]. Ready to get out of here?
Zane: You've no idea.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Fargo: What the frakk happened?
Zane: Carter stole my girlfriend.
Fargo: Really?
Carter: No, well yea... ZANE, bigger issues!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Holly: Ahh (squeal) that was so creepy!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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