I'm not going to embarrass you in front of the geek squad.

Kate

What were they going for here? Brothel sheik?

Kate

But really Justin. You can take down a drug cartel but then a guy in a tool belt, he can get the best of you.

Kate

The Tin Man is the hottest guy on the yellow brick road plus he has an ax and he knows how to use it.

Kate

Leo: Hey, hey, Bens. Have you guys seen my scary girl figures? The ones that I keep on my desk.
Ben: You mean your dolls?

Leo: My scary girls are missing.
Kate: That's why we put away our toys when we're done paying with them.

We're prosecutors. An apology is an admission of guilt.

Justin

Nobody knows how to hold a grudge anymore.

Joseph

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate