Leo: I just need your advice on a personal matter.
Kate: That fills me with a mix of curiosity and terror

Justin: The world is full of stray puppies, isn't it?
Kate: You say that like it's a bad thing, Justin.
Justin: Oh, I love puppies.
Kate: You don't have a puppy.
Justin: I love them from a distance.

Kate: Leo big. Spider small.
Leo: That's how they get in your ear.

Why are you breathing heavy? It's too early for that kind of call.

Kate

Sirrus told me. He would have given over nuclear launch codes if he had talked to me for another minute.

Lauren

Kate: Thank you. You were very good.
Lauren: And you were very Kate.

Yes, nothing says Monday like a fresh bottle of Tequila.

Leo

Kate: Does that cold tone of voice of yours, does that come naturally or is that something that you practice?
Lauren: I practice. Every time I talk to you.

I'm not going to embarrass you in front of the geek squad.

Kate

That was about as smooth as an alligator's butt.

Leo

What were they going for here? Brothel sheik?

Kate

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate

Fairly Legal Quotes

Kate: She's a bit obsessive, our step-mother. Don't you think?
Spencer: That's what Dad loved about her.
Kate: I thought that was her ass.
Spencer: There's that too.

We most definitely have a deal. There is no sex ever. And when we do have sex there is no spending the night.

Kate