No Pink Floyd before coffee, ever.


Seem outraged? How about they be outraged.


Leo: I'm starting to feel used and violated.
Ben: I'll buy you a sundae
Leo: Now I feel like a dessertstitute.

Leo: You think I'm going to talk to you about my boss because you bought me tacos?
Ben: They're good tacos.

I'm the girl in the movie who can't walk past the haunted house without walking in.


It was us against the bastards and then she joined the bastards.


I know Judge Heeney. He's a crabass who loves jail time.


So you're risk averse. Guess that can be an attractive quality at first blush but I can see where someone might get bored.

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