Fairly Legal

Fairly Legal Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 11: "Borderline"

Lauren: As your legal council?
Justin: You should be happy you found me with Kate and not a hooker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: If you wanted simple you should have just left me behind and flipped a coin.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kate: I don't do murder.
Ben: Good. Then you won't kill me.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kate: What the world needs now?
Ben: Is more hotel casinos.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: What is the big deal about two divorced people having sex?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Shattered"

Kate: Courage is an angel that makes the difference between a good life and a great life.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kate: I guess if you're going to hide out somewhere all you need is a nice lawn and a convenient Costco.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beth: The mediator's pretty when she's not talking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: She is a hand grenade in a Holly Hobbie dress.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kate: You just look and sound so sweet but you're not are you? Like bees in the shape of a donut.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Kate: What ends badly?
Leo: Potentially all of this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leo: Is this a mind wipe? Is this where I forget that Kate stood you up for dinner and you showed up to my place looking all crazy eyed and desperate?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Kiss Me Kate"

Kate: When I am the most mature person in a conversation we are in big trouble.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lauren: It was a $50,000 painting.
Justin: For a buffalo?
Lauren: Bison.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I didn't realize I'd be negotiating with a tornado.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nicastro: This is not some penny ante suit that I'm kicking to you so I can spend a day at the track.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: I'd rather enjoy $50,000.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I am so your gal when it comes to mediation but keeping the whole city from coming to a halt...I couldn't have been your first choice for that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ben: Call me or pretend to call me and let me know what you said.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kate: I kissed somebody I work with and he is an idiot but not like the stupid kind, just like...oh I don't know he's just like the idiot kind.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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